first rule of stummtuzzpatafulmen: there is no stummtuzzpatafulmen
second rule of stummtuzzpatafulmen: take off your shoes before of entering the stummtuzzpatafulmen
third rule of stummtuzzpatafulmen: do not put metallic objects in the stummtuzzpatafulmen
fourth rule of stummtuzzpatafulmen: clap your hands, look at your feet and say: "stumm - tuzz - pa - ta - ful - men"